The Dukes of Elwood
inspired by the Janitors at Elwood City PD
(its a long story, ask me sometime)

To the Theme From "The Dukes of Hazzard"

Just two good ole boys
Justa cleanin the barn
Cleaned everything they saw
Got hired by the law
Just to shine up the Doors

Cleaning the streaks
And waxing the floors
Someday their squeegees might dry out
But their mops never will

Using their mops
The only way they know how
But that's just a little bit more
Than their brains will allow

Just two good ole boys
Wouldn't change if they could
Cleanin the windows
Like two modern day Martha Stewart