You have probably heard of

 

"Weird Al" Yankovic

 

But now you are about to enter

 

the restless wanderings of Curtis' mind!

 

(Be afraid, be very afraid)

 

Ok, don't be afraid.  Read on!

 

 

 

 

 

At times, whether spurred by an incident that happens around me or whether something just went 'CLICK!" (maybe that should be snap), I get these really weird ideas for words to familiar songs. These words, however, tend to not be the words the original author of the lyrics may have intended.

I have included midi files of the music that should open in your media player so that you too can sing along and enjoy the fun.

Remember, these songs were not meant to be offensive, violate anyone's privacy or otherwise defame the songwriter, musicians or persons that the songs are directed at, so PLEASE don't call your lawyer.

 Click a song from the list to begin!!