Weird

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Night before last I had a rather odd dream.  I’ve thought about it for the last two days.  I often have very vivid dreams that have weird topics.  This was the first I’d had with this subject matter.

It started with my vacation ending.  I was going to take a ride to finish out the week on an up note before heading back to work.  I hopped on the motorcycle and headed off on a random ride.  I had only been on the road for a few minutes when I noticed a car following me.  At first, I figured the person was just headed the same direction I was going.  A half an hour passed and the car was still there.  I accelerated.  The driver of the car matched my pace.  I slowed down.  They kept their distance.  Hmmm.

I put up with this cat and mouse game for the next 15 minutes or so.  I then decided to test my thought that these people, whomever they were, were deliberately following me.  A last minute left turn.  A high speed run after topping a hill.  They kept pace but also kept their distance.  Not normally paranoid about such things, a chill was definitely running down my spine as they matched my maneuvers each time.

By this point, I had intentionally made my way to the Cook’s Forrest region where I was hoping I could take at vantage of my bike’s ability to handle twists and turns in an effort to elude them.  An hour plus into this game and I am no longer amused.  I bolted over the hill pushing the bike harder than I should for my experience level.  Down to the bottom of the hill and hard left just before the bridge across the river.  This would take me past the Ranger’s outpost.  Maybe they wouldn’t follow.  At best, I was far enough ahead that they probably didn’t catch my turn.  Heck, I barely caught it as the foot peg ground making the turn.  The weird part is I swear I felt the peg grinding and the bike shifting violently to keep traction.  I think I even stirred in my sleep.

I made my way down along the river.  The road here was twisty and I knew they would have to be close to see me.  I cut up a side road.  As my pace slowed to stay upright on the road that had now turned to gravel, I felt like I was being watched.  There was that chill again.   Something caught my eye up and to the left above the tree tops.  Too big to be a bird, yet no where near large enough to be a plane or helicopter, I was being watched.  I turned Maggie deeper into the canopy of the woods trying to find as much cover as could be had from the trees.

The road here was packed dirt and much easier to ride at speed than the earlier gravel coating.  I pushed the bike at every clearing to get back under cover of the trees.  As I peaked the top of the hill, I came to a large clearing ahead.   I cracked the throttle to try to cross the span of open field as quickly as possible.  I broke from the cover of the trees and crammed on the brakes, bringing Maggie to a sliding halt, fighting to keep her upright.  I realized that whomever this was pursuing me, they had the upper hand.  Hovering in front of me were two Blackhawk helicopters supported by three gunships a type of which I had never seen.  Their chain guns focusing directly at me.

One of the Blackhawks landed on the road in front of me.  The gunships flanked me on three sides.  The other Blackhawk maintained is relative position outside the circle.  Two men in black suits and sunglasses (Think movie type Secret Service) approached me.  They asked me to get in the helicopter.  I asked about my bike.  They said it would be taken care of.  One of the men motioned and a truck appeared out of the wooded cover opposite the direction from which I had come.  They had played me right into their hands.  I guess thats why I’m not a super spy.

We lifted from the road as I watched two men carefully load Maggie into the truck.  No other words were spoken.  Our Blackhawk turned and proceeded over the edge of the clearing followed by the second Blackhawk.  The gunships pulled into flanking positions.  I looked out at the river as we flew over the hills.  The dream faded.

At that point, Tink climbed up on my chest to wake me for breakfast.  I don’t know where they were taking me…  Why they were taking me for that matter.  It was very strange.  So strange, that I kept checking my mirrors as I road on Sunday.  Weird … huh?

~Cappy

I frequently have very vivid (aka life like) dreams. This morning, however, was a first. I think.

The dream started out on a rainy Saturday night, last night as a matter of fact. I was debating what to have for dinner. Should I have the regular Saturday night fare or something different? Something different, yes, I’ll go to the new pizza shop.

Something, I should probably tell you is where the ‘new’ pizza shop was. This is where things get a bit ‘odd’. The ‘new’ pizza shop was located in the US Post Office. It’s name “Postal Pizza”. It’s slogan “We deliver.” This shop is open after the normal mail service hours as they use the same counter and the ovens and other cooking gear is set in the mail sorting area, on wheels. They roll in and out to get them out of the way durning mail sorting. These have been installed in rural post offices as a means of making money to meet the Postal Budget. They also installed two box lit signs. A large sign advertising the Post Office and its functions. A smaller sign with the pizza shop logo and slogan on it.

I can see the Post Office out my back door. Yep, Postal Pizza it will be. The sign is lit so I stroll over. I walk in. There are several folks there picking up pizza. There is no smell of dough or pizza cooking. Several people are behind the counter. Some filling orders. Some chatting aimlessly. As the line goes down, I hear folks behind the counter talking about closing for the night.

I am the last one standing at the counter. No one seems to be paying any attention to the fact I’m there. They contine babbling. One person makes a comment about turning out the lobby lights. He reaches for the breaker and I watch as the sign and lobby lights go out. Hmmmm.

I wave at the folks behind the counter trying to get their attention. One lady waves back but no one comes over to say “I’m sorry we’re closing.” or anything. I finally say, “Excuse me, I’ve been here 5 minutes and no one has come to the counter.” No response. After a moment, I decide to shout just in case they can’t hear me.

This is where it gets odd. I wake myself up shoulting “Is anybody going to wait on me?!” I know I shouted it outloud in my sleep. Tink was sleeping at my feet. She immediately rushed up on my chest and gave me a look like “What is that all about?!” I don’t recall ever before shouting in my sleep. Hmm.