The Money Tree Bank

I am waiting for science to biologically engineer a Money Tree. Wouldn’t that be the greatest. A small tree that sits in a pot on the table which blooms 10’s, 20’s or 100’s. Blooming season would be about two weeks out of every month. I would be more than satisfied with even one week a month of 100’s.

There is this guy named Bill that seems to show up every month. He is a greedy son of a gun. He seems to like to drain our paychecks as quickly as we get them. I bet if we did have such a biological wonder as a money tree, Bill would find some way to steal the money right from the branches.

I laugh at these folks who have all these fancy, high paying jobs, yet have no clue how to manage their money. They end up broke living out of their cars.. If their cars aren’t repossesed. I’ve never wanted to be that rich. I have no desire to buy a multimillion dollar house and yacht. Just give me enough to pay the bills. Go on vacation once in a while and maybe buy a couple toys to play with. I’d be more than happy.

Vacation is coming up soon. I’ve been asked to go to North Carolina to partake in a birthday celebration. Unfortunately, I had already scheduled my vacation and Bill has seen fit to limit my funds to one trip this year. I hope the birthday girl has a great day.